Congratulations to the Los Angeles Lakers for winning the 2010 NBA Finals.

That they won it in a game 7, against the hated Boston Celtics, is even sweeter.  The Truth lied, by the way.  He did go back to Los Angeles, unless… he meant he wasn’t going back to LA as the old Paul Pierce who used to kill the Lakers.

Sorry, I just had to write that to get it out of my system.

Anyways, what now for the Los Angeles Lakers?  How can they three-peat?  If only I can address some of the players one by one.

Kobe Bryant – just take a vacation.  Don’t go playing for the U.S. Team anymore.  YOU NEED A VACATION.  And that finger – have it operated on already!

Pau Gasol - read Kobe Bryant’s above.  Take care of your hamstrings dude.  Also, work on your mid-range jumper and your freethrows.

Lamar Odom – Work on your jumper.  Opponents are letting you shoot ala Ron Artest.

Ron Artest – read Lamar Odom’s above.  And keep that lean physique, you’re an animal in steals.

Andrew Bynum – I don’t know.  I guess just start playing only after the All-Star Break.  That way, you can play at full strength in the playoffs.

Phil Jackson – Don’t retire just yet.  Coach one last time and this time coach knowing that you are about to hand the reins to Brian Shaw.  Meaning, gradual turn over.